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Invasion (2021)
Dummies guide to making a sci fi series
I love the Sci Fi genre and can only conclude that the generations see things through completely different eyes furthermore I also believe if you give 1-10 or 10-10 your a cracker.
Invasion is so slow paced and boring ,it and makes me honestly believe that I could have worked in the Film industry in another life because this is amateur hour.
It is very much an Adult version of Dr Who which most people gave up watching years ago.
What's good
- sets
- costume
What's bad
- alien graphics -see Dr Who
- Plot slow and predictable
- Characters development weak due to multiple story
3-10 for effort must do better.
3 Days to Kill (2014)
Stinks worst than the dogs farts
I like to think that I can find some positives out of most films ,however this film was wrong on so many levels it made me wonder if it was a troll. Remember trading places? The 2 brothers betting on whether Valentine could run their business over the princely sum of a dollar. Well I'm guessing Besson and Costner did the same thing and the bet was(Besson)" Ill bet I can make a film that turns a profit based on your Celebrity" Costner agrees but adds "OK,But the screenplay must be a mixture of at least 4 films of my choice and all cast must ad lib all scenes.
Reasons I hated this film..
1.Costner killed about 15 people in the first 5 Min's, alarm bells ringing at this moment as to the suspension of disbelief I would have to manifest.
2.The Albino(baddie) recognises a female CIA agent in the corridor from a previous mission and she nearly does a Homer Simpson "Doh" 3.Ultra important mission and Costner has to pop out of the van to phone his daughter just as its all kicking off.
4.Costners relationship with daughter goes on and on and you start forgetting what this film is about.
5.Ending predictable
6.Casting poor
Im sorry to say I fell asleep for about 15 Min's an hour in to the film I woke up and asked my wife what had happened she said nothing much. This is a poor film and must be avoided at all costs
Welcome to the Punch (2013)
Welcome to the Punch
What makes a good film?This film had a strong cast,it was shot really well it had a fairly good soundtrack.The man who directed this film cut his teeth making successful music videos which explains the way the film looks and sounds.However the film fails on so many levels the script is just so poor. I did not believe any of it, who breaks into a bank in suits wearing respirators and makes their escape on colour coordinated moterbikes? Was it a homage to the Italian job?And that was the first 5 minutes .I know its a film but it has to be credible to keep your interest which this did not.Do not waste your money going to the pictures to see this wait for it to be shown on Ch4 late next year.