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Passengers (2016)
Poorly written story can not produce a good movie
When you start with a poorly written story, neither good actors, or fancy visual effects can make it a good movie. 5000 passengers + 258 crew are hibernating for 120 years on a spaceship running on autopilot.....only 120 years, nothing could go wrong, sweet dreams everybody. If this ship is so smart that it can fly for 120 years by itself, why it needs a crew of 258 ? .....help with a luggage at arrival ? This ridiculous story and movie, pretending to be some-kind-of sci-fi romance / adventure.....total failure, with plenty of eye-candy visual effects.
Puerto Ricans in Paris (2015)
Stopped watching after 20 minutes
A same person writes/directs/produces a movie ....nothing good can come out of that. The "story": 2 New York detective looking for a stolen handbag in Paris. How much more lame can it get? Well, just have 2 short,fat & ugly man mingle with tall & good looking women in tight dresses in Paris. Often this movie looks like a tourist commercial video (bicycling on empty streets) or a women fashion show (everybody wears tight evening dresses all the time) Could not stand this "masterpiece" for more than 20 minutes, try it and see how long you will last ?
Get the Girl (2017)
Watched until the end to see how bad it gets
I am always suspicious about a movie when writer/director/producer is a same person....only thing worse is if he is also acting ! This action/comedy/crime/horror movie has a very badly written story line, and nothing can help to correct that. A kidnapped woman kisses the person who organized her kidnapping and hired her kidnappers .....really ? There is no closure at the end, in real life everybody should go to jail for long time...even the victim, Alex, because she killed one of the kidnapper with scissors !
Like Crazy (2011)
Improvised or just very badly written ?
The two 27/28 years old Drake Doremus (writer+director) and Ben York Jones (writer+ actor) are admitted at the press conference in Toronto, Canada that most of this film dialogues were "improvised" by the characters. That explains,why the storyline has large holes, since basically they just made it up as they went ahead. These two "writers" are responsible for also such very important movies as "Doucebag" and "Spooner". I really hope, these two geniuses would stop annoying us with any more of their masterpieces, and perhaps do something better with their time, like design and making wood chairs. (as their main character Jacob did)