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The Zombie King (2013)
Geesh, why make a sad knock-off of a 10 year old movie
Shaun of the dead, blah, blah, blah. Reminds me of all the Blair Witch knock-offs that came after that mess.
Come on, if the best you can say it was a cheap version of Shaun of the Dead, that is not a review. Here are some filmmakers/frustrated actors that needed some D-list stars for their posters. The writer/actor/filmmakers dug up $50-$60k for two American former drug addicts to give the 12 fans they have between them a thrill.
Boring, low on action and so obtuse I would not have known the plot without reading the synopsis on IMDb. If you're going to hire Feldman, at least use him. This was almost a cameo. Furlong was about as exciting as a wet rag with his flaccid acting.
The Brit zombies all walked like they were trained by Elvis and made up by Kate Moss. The other characters were recycled from other movies. It was like a compilation or maybe a "cover" of other movie characters .
Not even worth the bandwidth off a torrent and probably relegated to the $2 bin at Walmart soon,
Pacific Rim (2013)
Movie for children 10-14 and adults easily amused
Saw this in the theater on the last days if the run. I had been seeing ads on TV and watched the trailers. Maybe that's what made me disappointed , watching the trailer. But the movie jumps into the "people in robot suits" too soon. I wanted to see more about the Godzilla monster at first. The story is so far from what the trailers show it is pathetic.
So if you want to see a Japanese transformers meets Godzilla style movie you will like pacific rim. It's about robot suits and robot suit pilots, no more. Not much in the way of scenes showing how it all started, maybe 10 minutes total as part of a narrative.
A little of Del Toros Hellboy look is present, as is a little Pans Labyrinth look, but overall a predictable children's movie with virtually no surprises.