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Final Destination (2000)
Reviews apparently written by elementary school students.
I gave it one star because it made me laugh a lot. The Rube Goldberg death scenes, and the total implausibility of so many scenes had me laughing out loud. Usually before a train hits a car on the tracks, it slams its brakes into emergency, even though it'll never stop in time. But this train just continues to race along after the giant Hollywood pyrotechnic explosion engulfing the engineer's cab. And when friends see their friend decapitated, the don't generally shrug it off and come up with plan B. Live wires on the ground,although potentially deadly, don't fly around through the air setting fire to everything in sight. The death scenes are what really made me laugh. They were so contrived it was like watching a thousand dominoes falling to achieve a ridiculous end.
I thought it was terribly insensitive for such a poor story to be inspired by an actual tragedy (TWA Flight 800) where a local town to me lost 16 high school students and 5 chaperons, including the son of a friend and coworker of mine. To this day, it is a sore subject where I live.
Bachelor Party Vegas (2006)
I like comedy, T&A, and a good story but...
Although I practically live on IMDb, I've never written a review before. I have good taste but am not afraid to watch a good, tacky, prepubescent T&A flick. However, I feel I owe it to humanity to warn the rest of the world how awful this movie is.
I went to the video store to rent the original movie which I caught the last half of on cable not too long ago and loved (which shows I'm not some high-brow snob). Unfortunately, they don't carry it, so I decided to try this POS instead.
I'm not going to waste considerable time to write why this movie sucks so badly. Just take my word for it and do yourself a favor, forgo this movie, and rent the original 1984 "Bachelor Party".
I think someone should refund my money and pay damages for the pain and suffering I endured watching this movie.