I had hopes that this show might turn things around for Star Wars under Disney. Whatever algorithm or committee is responsible for the extensive re-writes and re-shoots gave up on making this work as part of any continuity with pre-Disney Star Wars. So, we learn this show isn't about Obi-Wan protecting Luke, but instead, it retcons Leia into now knowing Obi-Wan, which she clearly doesn't in the iconic holographic message she sends with R2 in the first movie, nor did she react to seeing him get killed, nor did she mourn with Luke. Retconning this is insulting to anyone who's even seen Star Wars ('77), whether you liked it or not.
It's clear by now that Disney's not interested in expanding or developing the story from the films onward; they're using Star Wars as a marketing asset and their shareholders want returns on their investment -faster. We saw it when The Force Awakens simply mimicked the first movie instead of exploring the setting and how it would evolve after the end of the first trilogy. Everything's back where it was in 1977. None of the characters have the appeal or chemistry and the visuals are based more on discarded concept sketches so no need to innovate or even credit the original talent 40 years later. Disney Star Wars is less alien-centric and the costumes and props look like hollow plastic shells... like theme park animatronics. Disney Star Wars relies on trotting out legacy characters for cheap hits of sentiment that wear off when you realize those cameo appearances totally undermine those characters' arcs (Luke's robotic "him or me" emotional blackmail attempt with Grogu).
So, whatever entity insisted on greenlighting this show without a story in place might also be responsible for giving us a Leia that only shows slight hints that she has a bright future ahead, because kid-Leia is a petulant, whiny brat too stupid to recognize that the stranger dressed like an inquisitor is probably an inquisitor. The same one who just chased her and her reluctant guardian off of wannabe-Blade Runner world. Oh, and everyone knows they teleport now. So when someone's in pursuit and finds the getaway tunnel you were just casually strolling along in such a hurry, and they beat you to the exit where she stands next to a dead guy where you were expecting a live guy, this Leia's hopping right in that ice cream van.
Carrie Fisher's Leia was great partly because she was a response to the damsel in distress trope. Once she's out of her cell, she takes charge of her own rescue. TV kid-Leia is a useless, helpless brat who can't stop getting abducted, over and over again! But she has a toy robot that gets everyone out of trouble. But at least it looks as cheap as an actual Hasbro toy.
Yep, here's the Obi-Wan Kenobi TV show you requested. It just had to turn out better than the waste of time and IP that was Book of Boba Fett (the ugliest, cheapest looking live action Star Wars to date ... with this running a tight 2nd).
And the main villain of the show.... Simply by casting a performer (whose career won't gain much from this role, sadly) doesn't look threatening at all, but quite attractive and capable... nothing about her casting suggests she's really a villain. Her character is at odds with her superiors and other inquisitors. The only trajectory for her is to have some big REVA-lation and switch teams or reach some breaking point where she helps bratgirl and the pathetic version of Obi-Wan who's not just been adrift in hiding for 10 years, half-way through his own mini-series, he's almost as useless as Boba Fett pretending to be a crime lord with no crime and no criminals to lord over (with respect).
The show gives Obi-Wan a peasant costume to get away from the old plothole surrounding Jedi attire and older Obi-Wan's prequel outfit looking too similar to his later Tatooine monk-like appearance, but half-way through the show, he's given a full-on prequel-era Jedi outfit yet he sneaks around imperial facilities without attracting much attention. Maybe I missed it, and it's not like I ever want to go back and find out, but is there any explanation why someone had Jedi garments to give to Obi-Wan?
Disney Star Wars goes out of its way not to "subvert expectations", this is low effort bait-&-switch. Obi-Wan's not messing with The Force except as a desperate last resort, and he's still bumbling and unprepared in the meantime. It's like pitching a show about The Most Notorious Bounty Hunter In The Galaxy, but any number of head-canon fan fiction scenarios show more imagination than what Disney's pushing on us.
Star Wars used to win Oscars for its production design, sound, costume design, and even the archetypical quest of the first movie got a Best Original Screenplay nom. It won Special Achievement awards for sound and ILM's visual effects. This slop is ugly from a visual standpoint, action scenes are clumsy and abrupt. Night time scenes are so badly de-contrasted it's mostly just shapes blobbing around against an indoor set. Characters act trapped by laser roadblocks that they can clearly just walk around. The first episode abduction scene is incongruously, laughably shot and edited like Barney the Dinosaur could jump out from behind that tree and peek-a-boo to the camera. Remember Star Wars action scenes being entertaining and visually exciting, with characters who had great chemistry on screen and some relatability? John Williams' orchestral score was practically a narrator, and it stayed tight against whatever happened on screen and from one scene to the next. This Star Wars doesn't bother to do those things. If simply being "more Star Wars" is all you ever hoped for, or it takes someone else's observations to sour your opinion of what you're trying to enjoy but can't unite put your finger on what's wrong with it, then maybe you'll get more mileage from this and many, many more shows like this to come. But if you try and rewatch these shows like you have with the movies, it'll sink in eventually. This is all being phoned in. It's strictly marketing to sell Disney+ subscriptions. The story stopped mattering once Disney shareholders began greelighting first and hiring screenwriters as afterthoughts.
I can't tell you not to watch something, but I can warn you that this breaks story elements of the first movie and it forces an unnecessary storyline between characters who didn't know each other and fails miserably at setting up or delivering the supposed "rematch of the decade". The writers of this show would rather punch you in the gut for pocket change than familiarize themselves with the characters they're borrowing and treating oh-so-poorly.
These six episodes are a collosal waste of all the time and resources involved, as well as viewers' previous time they could have spent imagining much, much better than this show has any intention of delivering. Shame on the producers for using the property to just pump out another slab of deceptive, hollow brand flexing.
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