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Nukie (1987)
Nukie looks like ET...if he were made of poo
Firstly, Nukie looks like ET if he were made of poo. Plus, on the back of the VHS box is a picture of a Tiger. Nowhere in the entire movie is a tiger. I felt cheated! Honestly, I was caught off guard by how AWFUL this movie is. I'm also caught off guard as to how many reviews IMDb has for for NUKIE.
In regards to movies, I'll watch ANYTHING. I'm actually fond of little know releases. I found Nukie for $1.75 NEW in a Mexican grocery store. How on earth was this movie made? I'm pretty sure it will never be released on DVD. The budget wasn't big but you can tell some money was spent. I'm sure they expected this to be a hit at the theater ( they even trademarked the name Nukie! ). Also, why didn't this movie make the "worst of" lists? It's WORSE than Soultaker and Troll 2. Why was this movie even made? Who funded this? Why!?!?
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)
Not THAT bad...
Poor Dice Clay. Critics hated this movie. All in all, it was a lot of fun to watch! At the time he was considered very controversial, so people seemed to purposely judge the movie too harsh. I'm surprised it didn't do that well at the box office. Commercials were all over the place for the movie. I think it even won worst picture of the year! Worse than Ghost Dad? Come on! There must be other flicks from 1990 worse than Ford Fairlane! Dice was on everyone's hit list, and by the time the movie came out, critics probably feared praising the movie. Even MTV wasn't a fan of the Dice Man! After this movie flopped, you didn't really hear too much about Dice Clay. I've watched this movie over and over again. Great cast and a lot of fun!