Ford "Mr. Rock n' Roll Detective" Fairlane is experiencing problems, and it's not with the opposite sex. One of them is that all the rock stars pay him with drum sticks, koala bears, food processors and bicycle shorts. Another one of them is that all his employers that want him to find a girl named Zuzu Petals get killed. Why didn't he become a fisherman's detective instead? A must-see for Andrew Dice Clay fans. Written by
Lars J. Aas <email@example.com>
Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick.
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Did You Know?
In an interview in Movieline magazine, screenwriter Daniel Waters
said that working with Andrew Dice Clay
was "traumatic". Waters was happy, however, that Clay later said that "Bobby Rivers" wrote the movie, and hoped Clay would forever tout this non-existent scribe as the film's writer. See more
Jazz is thrown sideways through a window, but on the next shot, she is going head first. See more
Hey, look. Write down my number: 555-6321 Got it?
Twin Club Girl
Yeah. Wait a minute. 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies.
No shit, honey. What do you think this is? Real life?
References White Heat
Written by Huey P. Smith
Produced by Don Was
Performed by Dion DiMucci
Courtesy of Arista Records See more