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Natalee Holloway (2009)
Typical pro American movie
What an ironic movie. This Natalee Holloway story is just another girl disappearing on a holiday. I never got why everybody was making such a big deal out of it. Why is this case so special? Because really girls disappear everyday and i'm also horrified by it but making a movie about this case is just fishing for money over the heads of unfortunate people.
The thing i'm most discussed about is that this movie gives a wrong image about Aruba. Stereotyping the Aruban people in this movie is just unfair. They are portrayed as wrong and bad people and that no one should ever go to the island. The police is being called corrupt and imaged as bandits. Its often said in the movie that ''they'' just don't care and are not trying there best to find Natalee. Quite ironic though, i wonder how many little girls get abused and murdered in the states everyday. Not to talk about teenagers from the states going to Mexico. I'd like to see some movies of those cases.
Really this movie doesn't even deserve one star, because the acting and writing are also horrible. Its just a cheap flick made by gold-diggers that try to get more money over the death of an innocent girl, well personally i think it's sick. There's not a lesson to be learned from this movie so i suggest not to even bother.
1/10
Skeleton Key 2: 667 Neighbor of the Beast (2008)
A big applause to.... the people that made it thru the first 10 minutes
I must say this was absolutely terrible. Skeleton key 2??? This is a movie with camera flashes during the movie. What are they making pictures of you wonder? Pictures of a fat guy singing a song while having a bucket of poo on his head. This isn't even funny even if you like Tom Green.
Don't bother watching this, it has nothing to do with the skeleton key. It's just some idiots with a camera that you can see on Youtube all the time, only this is even worse. If you do decide to watch this, be prepared. I would advice to have a good film ready to use. Because this one leaves a scar in the movie business.
Acting: 1 Comedy: 1 Camera work: 1 tits: 6
Easy Virtue (2008)
I made it till the break!
Never ever have i been so disappointed by going to the cinema's. We went to a sneak preview, the movie had only just began and already 5 people left with in 5 minutes. The irritating music makes you want to do kill yourself and the annoying voices and slang is just pain for the ears. I must say I've never walked out of the cinema's before the end, neither did the thought of it crossed my mind. Half of the people were as happy as me when the break came so everybody could walk out. Out of 50 people only 15 stayed and tortured them selfs more with this rubbish.
Maybe when im 95 years old and demented than i might bare it thrue the whole thing.