Not a lot is happening in Calamus Grove, a backwoods logging town where high school sweethearts Wade and Lorna spend their days dreaming of escape. But when they meet a sensitive Native ... See full summary »
Just because you had nothing better to do, doesn't mean you can make bad movies.
What do you get when you decide to make a sequel to a terrible, terrible comedy which is not a horror movie with the name after another movie, Skeleton Key? You get SK2, which attempts to be worse than the first one. This movie is just a pathetic excuse to make a sequel to a movie that stinks, and that's John Johnson's Skeleton Key, which is kinda like a movie Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg would make if they were very horny. Just like every bad comedy, there's got to be at least a poop joke, or probably more, maybe annoying from all above because the film makers think we're really retarded and they think they're the boss, and we're the balls. Every character need to take an acting class because I have never seen people like these try to act, even the villains I can't root for, they both have a massive overacting habit and it's just annoying and not funny! The musical numbers in this are nothing, but people throwing poop over each other, and singing about poop! There's really awful CGI effects, come on, can you make that robot thing less cartoonish than it already is? There's people vomiting all over the place, and we're supposed to laugh! I hate this movie! It's nothing but a bunch of crap, that not even Jason or Aaron would succeed! Now I got to watch SK3: The Organ Trail for more horror! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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