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Enemy Gold (1993)
Beyond Bad
This movie is in a league of its own. Caught this on Beer Goggle Vision on Spike TV at 2am, and it reaches the final frontier of B rated (C rated) movies.
The conversion between the producers of the movie must have went something like this.
Exec 1: "Hey, so we got these two playboy chicks, maybe we should make a movie with them"
Exec 2: "Ok, but we will need a plausible story line that will work with their gigantic breasts, and lack of acting ability"
Exec 1: "True, I've got just the thing. Let's stick in Bruce Penhall and Mark Berrier into the movie. Next to them Suzi Simpson will look like Elizabeth Taylor."
Exec 2: "Fantastic, but whats the plot"
Exec 1: "Lets go with the usual. Special agents fighting a drug lord. They find some diary, and look for gold"
Exec 2: "Brilliant!"
Exec 1: "We can call it Enemy Gold"
Exec 2: "I like it! Also, we can get the one of the A Team directors to helm the film"
Exec 1: "Okay, lets start shooting tomorrow. I want this in theatres next month"
So yeh, that sums it up. If you need a good laugh, grab some smokes, some beer and some friends and you got the night made.
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
what i expected
I hear alot of people complaining about this film, what people need to realize is that this film is in fact the middle of the story. Plot development wise it was fairly good, with a twist at the end and SFX were amazing.
Back to my middle of the story argument. Everyone remembers the comic Superman #1. It was amazing. WOW! What about Superman #2? I thought so. But death of Superman is remembered by most and is considered great. Why? because people like conclusions. I believe that Matrix Reloaded will be considered a great film when The Matrix Revolutions is released, and everything will be understood.
Office Space (1999)
The Red Stapler
If you haven't seen this movie yet, then I must ask; where have you been? To start off, Office Space is about the miserable lives of computer programmers working on the Y2K switch for their banking software. The main character Peter Gibbons hates his life so much he goes as far as seeing a hypo therapist, and the fun begins. The story basically revolves around him and his co workers as they unsuccessfully try to keep their job and quickly seek revenge. Overall the movie has interesting characters, funny dialogue and a great sense of humor that any office worker will appreciate. Even though the movie didn't do to well in the box office, it has a great cult following that revolves around Peter's lack of job interest, Milton and the red stapler. 4 stars out of 5.