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Under the Dome (2013)
Dear god! What I have I done to myself??
I am a big sci-fi buff and loved the book. So I finally broke down and bought seasons 1 & 2 on Blu-ray and was going to binge watch. But by the time I got a quarter of the way through season 1 my eyes were bleeding and I may have cancer!! Who is this dumb? Did they hire 10th graders to write the script? Did the Trailer Park Boys write it? (actually it would be better if they had). Almost all characters suck except for Big Jim. The acting is extremely amateurish. They need to immediately throw that annoying little redheaded freak, Big Jim's son (man he sucks so bad it hurts), and that scientist thing straight into a wood chipper!! Then let the dome collapse and kill the rest! What a juvenile POS this show is. I want my money back, but I opened the seal on both seasons!! Time for eBay!!
The Item (1999)
One of the worst I have seen.....
OK, I had more fun watching Microwave Massacre that this steaming loaf. I enjoy a good B-Movie with some beer and a buddy, but this one hurt. I have a friend and we get together to watch what we term "Schmeg Movies". We enjoy the low budget gag/horror films. We have survived the likes of Manos The Hands Of Fate, Jack Frost 1&2, Psycho From Texas, Street Trash, Brain Damage, etc... But this movie was one of those where the people involved took themselves WAY to seriously! They actually thought they were making "Pulp Fiction" meets "Dead Alive" or something of the sort! The whole thing is very weak! It even looks like it was shot on a home video camera! Artisan should be ashamed of themselves for marketing this piece of trash like it is a real movie! Even the DVD case is deceiving! From the looks of it you are getting a real movie. 16x9 anamorphic, DD 5.1, commentary, etc..... You have been warned.......