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The Transporter Refueled (2015)
Terrible and better left forgotten.
This is simply amazing how this movie ever made it out.
The story line is complete crap. The action scenes and driving scenes have about 3 good shots (gave it 3 stars for it), but the rest are completely terrible and have about the same realistic feeling as watching an old Rambo movie, or one of the Matrix episodes (and not in a good way).
Fight scenes are mostly directed so poorly that you would have expected a 12 year old to write them.
Acting... What the hell is that? Everything seems so fake, and some are just off cue.
Also, there are action parts, as a rolling Jeep drives and a person jump through the window, the next shot the jeep is stopped on the spot and the driver just rolls out.
Please! DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE LIKE THAT! Better yet, maybe do not make another movie. Period. This is just a really bad 80's version style action film, with modern shooting and writing level of a 4 year old.
I think Axe cop has more depth then this movie...
Noah (2014)
Biblical story in a "Lord of the rings" type, only in a bad way...
On the bright side, you get great performance by Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Ray Winstone (always a great actor), Emma Watson, and the rest of the cast.
Now all you need is a great story to tie it all down. Not to change it. At least not that much!
At some point in the movie you try to understand if this movie as any good.
Well, if you forget the fact that this is the story of Noah, then maybe you can accept it that Noah is a fierce fighter, and the ancient Tree-ant sort of whatchamacallit thing.
Over all, it had some nice moments, but as a whole movie, it was confusing, and seems that the director tried to bring too many object from successful movies into this.
Sorry, Didn't work...
Lies & Illusions (2009)
How low and you go? One of the worst movies I have seen so far.
Yes, Mr. Slater, has finally done it. After a brief comeback in the series "My own Worst Enemy", the show was nice in the beginning, but seeing this, maybe it was a good thing they canceled it.
The Acting is just horrible. If I need to make a description of the acting in this movie, then you can probably just go and see Kindergarden kids try to act out any action movie, and you will probably enjoy it more.
The action scenes are below lame and who ever is the choreographer for the "fight" scenes, should really go and see some action movies or at least check out his own work. What was he trying to say? that everybody with a gun is a complete moron? Cut scenes in the middle of the fights just make you want to know where the hell is the continuity?
I tried to watch it just because I like Christian Slater, but I broke after 30 minutes. It will appear that he managed to hit rock bottom and then started digging.
I want my 30 minutes back!
Basement Jack (2009)
I could have been gazing at a wall, and still get the same amount of entertainment.
Being a slasher movie fan, I was thinking, well, it can't be all that bad. I mean, even the worst films have some good thing about them.
Let me tell you right now.
THIS ONE HAS NONE!
The movie is just terrible, and the worst part is that they took it seriously. Acting is truly bad. Even for a slasher movie... At most points the stabbing scenes are made badly and you can see how they miss the person. Even at a moment when a person is stabbed through, falls to the floor and then... No blood on their back when the knife just came out.
If you are thinking about watching this movie, I can only tell you one thing: DON'T!
There is a whole list of things you can do instead that are much more entertaining: - Starring a white wall for a couple of hours - Counting Flakes in you cornflake box - Going to sleep
and much much more.