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No Time to Die (2021)
No Time to Watch
Oh my!! This is NOT a Bond movie , rather it is a farse crying out for attention.
From the start, all the characters show a dismal , non-convincing acting. There's no enthusiasm, no believable acting for that matter. Even the cliche "shaken, not stirred " makes the viewer thing ..who gives a flip!.. In away it is a love story that doesn't exist, no chemistry between Bond and his love interest.. I can go on busting nuts but I leave you with this remark:
No Time to Waste.
Our Kind of Traitor (2016)
SLOOOOWI...
Not much to say about this bore! Very unrealistic, predictable..uninspired directing and acting rolled into a mega screw up.
From the Dark (2014)
NO RECEPTION, OUT OF CHARGE!..
CIiché used in so many movies that lack a logical excuse as an alternative.
Not terrible of a movie, shaky camera and the dunbress of the leading characters did it for me.
The Thaw (2009)
THE THAW, WHERE COMMON SENSE AND LOGIC FROZEN SOLID!!
It is a good concept brutally massacred! So many logical errors, common sense is a rarity, stupidity is rampart. If you can finish watching it, you are the calmest person out there.
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
Extremely dull and pointless!..
So many logical gaps and holes throughout... Gore goes rampant on a wild ride... And the stains?!..magically disappears... utterly pointless movie..
Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960)
SULTRY MUSIC, HALF NAKED GIRLS ...OH YEAH, MY KIND OF HORROR FLICK
Actually, it is suprisingly well acted, shot, directed. A nice pace along with it. Damsels in distress and boy, let me tell you, there are whole lot of them :) Witty dialogs, moving frames and all made me rate this low budget B Movie a 5 star. It sure is worth you time.
Underwater (2020)
The Horrors of the shaky Camera...
The caption pretty much describes the movie in entirety.. Quick takeaways, convenient darknesses and non-convincing acting sink this flick down to the depths of the ocean bed.
Howl (2015)
Howlingly pleasing..
It is much better movie than the ratings suggest you to believe. A little gem if I may..
An ordinary red-eye train ride turns into an unexpected horror. Very well directed, cast and executed. It is very fluid camera keeps rolling and you with it..
Don't miss it!
Murder Once Removed (1971)
NOT FANCY OR GLAMOROUS BUT SIMPLY REALLY GOOD
It is a low budget flick that you kinda start watching because it's snowing out there nothing else better to do, then you feel getting pulled into the story, chained by continuing dialogs that amp from one scene to the next seamlessly. It is remarkably well cust, directed and shot.
Enjoy!..
The Cold Light of Day (2012)
Holes in a Swiss cheese..
Oh. Brother.. The plot got more holes in than a wheel of Swiss cheese.. Unconvincing performances throughout... Someone please tell Sigowney this ain't an Alien flick on a Dirty Harry stage..
Sonbahar Rüzgarlari (1969)
Perfect movie for a rainy day...
Another Yesilcam (Turkish equivalent .of Holywood) yarn at a good pace. Very predictable love story but a fun way of spending few hours.
American Assassin (2017)
Pratogonist Paralysis
It is a very well made movie. The plot is woven by the yarn we are ah so familiar with. Great tour of locales, skillfully directed action scenes and of course there's Mr. Keaton you can't go wrong with.
Sadly enough though the casting for the main character was like "say who?" This little prep school loking kid taking on the real badasses of the underworld! As for one, I would not trust him with a potato peeler on the account of he might nick himself! He simply was not convincing in such a hurtful way that the whole movie got stuck on the runway! Ironically the assassin did really assassianate the movie after all.
6 Underground (2019)
2 Hours of Stupidity.
L am a movie buff. This movie is by far on the top of the mountain of stupidity. I tried to view it from different perspectives e.g. as a comedy, an action thriler, a spoof, a parody a political farce. Nothing worked! It was a torture trying to watch bunch of sissies killing oodles of bad guys just like in a video game and coming out with a few scratches at the end if that!
So, watch your grass in your lawn grow! Now that would be something!
Krakatoa: East of Java (1968)
Logical Error
After the safe was hauled in on the deck and opened, you see are pocket watch sitting on a shelf undisturbed as if it is on a display case. All the hauling and hoisting of the safe would have thrown the watch into a ball.
The Last Days on Mars (2013)
Target sells Better Flashlights!
Just ponder on that!
Also the payload is very tightly monitored especially on a mission of that scale yet I see wine bottle as well as bottled beverages in the habitat!
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Mesmerizingly Moronic...
This is one movie that does not need "goofs" entry as youd guess it is nothing but a one hour nine minutes full of goofs! It is so bad it is good. How else can you explain the large number of comments made just like mine.
And it is aptly shot at exactly 69 minutes:)