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Titanic (1997)
Schwarzeneggar's best yet...
Titanic rocks, combining elements of dark brooding drama with all the T&A of a typical late night cinemax show. With the president held hostage and locked in a frigidaire 200 feet under the ocean, Scotland Yard calls in the help of their #1 hit man to save the world. He is TITANIC, a cyborg soldier genetically altered so that his face looks kinda like a bull when he gets miffed. When the enemy organization known as D.U.M.B. (Democratic Underground Mob Brigade) finds out, they threaten to destroy the world with the help of their evil underlings, GWAR. With the plot laid out, the action explodes as our hero fights his way across the world to save the helpless president (played by Lloyd Bridges) and maybe kill a few bad guys on the way. Check this film out. (Also starring Jake Lloyd, Jake Roberts, James Snuka, H.H.Hogan, Tori Spelling, Tom Selleck, Burgess Meredith (as SATAN), and Pee Wee Herman (as GOD).
Tommy Boy (1995)
FINALLY! A big screen movie set in the D&D universe.
I've been waiting for a movie about dungeons and dragons for a long time and Tommy Boy delivered. Follow the telltale adventured of Chris Farley (who plays Acidblade McBane, a powerful yet dimwitted minotaur) and his friend and partner in crime David Spade (who plays Dingbat, a simpleminded kender with a Girlde of Stone Giant's Strength). The two are sent amongst the evils of the world in search of the Vial of Grog, a legendary magical artifact that is said to cure tobacco withdrawal. The climax of the film comes when an evil wizard (played by the evil wizard himself, Bruce Campbell) casts a love spell on our boys and the laughs ensue. Complete mayhem, 2 thumbs up!
The Sleepless (1997)
quite a fine film about pro wrestling's dark nature...
good film. shawn andrews (of dazed and confused fame) plays "Wild" Kamala Turnbuckle, a bloodthirsty grappler with a nailgun fetish. after he accidentily kills his opponent one night (who is actually his best friend and roommate), he turns to drugs and domestic violence. provides a dark contrast behind the curtains and fancy fireworks of the world of pro wrestling.
Trucks (1997)
wasn't Maximum Overdrive enough...?
there is a deadly disease out there that could destroy humankind.it's known as the ebola virus.treat this film as if it were contaminated and run. i am so angry that i wasted a free video rental on this Golden Turkey nominee.
The Mangler (1995)
the worst movie ever committed to film...
I'm serious, this movie is REALLY bad, and I love bad horror films. this movie misses every spot and makes you want to cry periodically when Robert Englund hobbles into view and you see what all that legitimate great acting as Freddy Krueger earned him in the long run. If at all possible, I recommend watching ONLY the last fifteen minutes for laughing purposes. Not much else here.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
buy this movie RIGHT NOW!!!
I can't figure it out. Was it the bad acting? The cheesy death scenes? Or maybe the fact that you could only kill them by popping their red noses...yeah, that's it. That's what makes this Cult B film a neccessary addition to any serious B Filmwatcher's collection.