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Rien sur Robert (1999)
Worst you can expect from french cinema
I don't even want to waste my time describing how bad this movies is. Avoid it at all cost, you'll thank me. But anyway, here goes:
A very good example of french movie crap. Plotless, pointless, depressing, just plainly bad. A waste of talent, time and money.
Desperado (1995)
Tarantino + Rodriguez = oblivion
First forget about the plot, there is none. Basically, you'll get two types of scenes in this movie:
Wee, action sequences. Boom, boom. Wait a sec.. I think I saw this in a HK movie. Ah, it must be a stupid HK director who copied everything from Rodriguez.
Cool, now some dialogue! ... Yawn.. Hopefully Salma has some nice curves to keep you awake.
Otherwise you'll get the same "boom you're dead - hahaha" Tarantino humor (including the man himself *acting* eeeek). It will make you smile at best. Just listen at the music when Tarantino is talking. It says it all.
In the end... Empty, pointless, stupid, boring. Rodriguez wanted to break some clichés, but he reinvented new ones. Let's hope he's not already short of "ideas".