"Mom" Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle (TV Episode 2018) - Bill Fagerbakke as Sergeant Gene Reubenzer

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : One more thing, Bonnie.

Bonnie : What?

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Don't ever come back to Nevada.

Bonnie : I'll add it to the list.
Bonnie : [returns to the jail sweating and panting] You know... it is really hot out there.

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : See any snakes?

Bonnie : [pours drink] Six.
Bonnie : [sees pictures of Gene's daughter] Oh wow, that's a whole lot of eyeliner.

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : It's really noticeable since she shaved her head.
Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Can you help me with something?

Bonnie : [in holding cell] I don't know, I'm pretty busy in here.

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : How is it possible to get 17 parking tickets in one weekend? What was going on in December of '99?

Bonnie : Y2K, idiots thought the world was going to end.

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Not just idiots... continue.

Bonnie : A bunch of freaked out people seemed like a good way to score on a drug deal, so my boyfriend, Doug... no, Dwayne... anyway, he and I came down to unload some Mexican marijuana.

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : You realize you have the right to remain silent, don't you?

Bonnie : Yeah, that's never been my strong suit.

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : So what happened?

Bonnie : Apparently we got high and forgot where we parked the car.
Bonnie : [after Gene hangs up with his wife] What'd she do?

Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Huh?

Bonnie : I know a 'my daughter blew it' phone call when I hear it.

Bill Fagerbakke: Sergeant Gene Reubenzer