- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: One more thing, Bonnie.
- Bonnie: What?
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: Don't ever come back to Nevada.
- Bonnie: I'll add it to the list.
- Christy: Dairy Queen next exit! Let's get ice cream! DQ! DQ!
- Bonnie: You can get ice cream at the hotel, it's only 12 miles away.
- Christy: We're going to the hotel to make me feel better, and right now a chocolate blizzard will make me feel better! DQ! DQ! DQ DQ DQ DQ DQ DQ!
- Bonnie: [talking over Christy] This could be why I disappeared so much when you were a kid.
- Bonnie: [returns to the jail sweating and panting] You know... it is really hot out there.
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: See any snakes?
- Bonnie: [pours drink] Six.
- Bonnie: [sees pictures of Gene's daughter] Oh wow, that's a whole lot of eyeliner.
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: It's really noticeable since she shaved her head.
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: Can you help me with something?
- Bonnie: [in holding cell] I don't know, I'm pretty busy in here.
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: How is it possible to get 17 parking tickets in one weekend? What was going on in December of '99?
- Bonnie: Y2K, idiots thought the world was going to end.
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: Not just idiots... continue.
- Bonnie: A bunch of freaked out people seemed like a good way to score on a drug deal, so my boyfriend, Doug... no, Dwayne... anyway, he and I came down to unload some Mexican marijuana.
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: You realize you have the right to remain silent, don't you?
- Bonnie: Yeah, that's never been my strong suit.
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: So what happened?
- Bonnie: Apparently we got high and forgot where we parked the car.
- Bonnie: [to Adam about Christy breaking up with Patrick] She's a lot stronger than she looks, she's fine.
- Christy: [pops up in the kitchen window with a tube of cookie dough] I couldn't find any chocolate syrup so I just rolled it in sugar and Froot Loops.
- [takes a bite, voice breaking]
- Christy: I think I invented something wonderful.
- Bonnie: [after Gene hangs up with his wife] What'd she do?
- Sergeant Gene Reubenzer: Huh?
- Bonnie: I know a 'my daughter blew it' phone call when I hear it.