The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Louse on 92nd Street: Parts 1-2 (1963)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Captain Harvey 'Blood and Viscera' Linkenfurter, Fact-Finder #2, Telegram Boy, Mr. Peabody, Governor Gessler, Announcer, Policeman, APB Man, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : What have you got there, Rock?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : It's my Bullwinkle scrapbook, Bullwinkle. In here, I keep a record of your heroic feats.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Come on now, Rocky. My feets aren't heroic. Big, maybe, but not heroic.

• Narrator : If you should put them side by side, you would quickly see there is a vast difference between Rocket J. Squirrel and Boris Badenov.

  Boris Badenov : Of course. There is a big difference. Squirrel has blue eyes.

  Narrator : But the biggest difference is Rocky, being true of heart, looks up to Bullwinkle as his hero.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's right! Because I am trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and stupid.

  Narrator : Bullwinkle is also full of integrity.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I am not! I always tell the truth!

  Narrator : Boris, on the other hand, looks up to the most successful and dastardly criminal in the country as his hero, Fingers Scarnose.

  Boris Badenov : Right. Because Scarnose is untrustworthy, disloyal, not helpful, unfriendly, rude, unkind, bad boy, sourpuss, crooked, cowardly, dirty, and would sell his own mother for a nickel.