The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 7-8 (1961)
William Conrad: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : But not far away, the two villains were still plotting our heroes' downfall.
Natasha Fatale : Well, you failed again, Boris.
Boris Badenov : Da. Time to check Fireside Crook Book, and - Hoo, boy! Why didn't I think of this before?
Natasha Fatale : Because you stupid!
[chuckles]
Natasha Fatale : Pretty funny, eh, dahlink?
Boris Badenov : Natasha, double-cross me, I understand. Stab me in the back, it's just business. But top me in jokes, you're dead pigeons!
[Boris leaps to his feet and points a gun at Natasha's forehead]
Natasha Fatale : Sorry, dahlink. What is plan?
Boris Badenov : Anything I can't stand, it's smart-aleck straight woman!
Natasha Fatale : Yes, Boris.
Boris Badenov : Remember who is *star* of this show!
Natasha Fatale : Yes, Boris.
Boris Badenov : Remember who is number-one big-shot!
Natasha Fatale : [increasingly frightened] Yes, Boris!
Boris Badenov : Remember who puts bread in your mouth!
Natasha Fatale : Sponsor!
Boris Badenov : You said it!
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Bullwinkle J. Moose : If the herd's gone over the cliff, we're ruined!
Narrator : And they would've been if luck hadn't smiled on our heroes.
Boris Badenov : AGAIN?
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Narrator : Yes, our heroes have been spared by a rare stroke of fortune.
Boris Badenov : Them, she strokes. Me, she gives a belt in the mouth.