Modern Family (TV Series)
Open House of Horrors (2012)
Spenser McNeil: Reuben Rand
Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : Hey, you never told me if you hit those kids with that egg.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : They blended into the crowd, but there was a slow one with them. He couldn't run so fast, and I nailed him pretty good.
Reuben Rand : [in a bathroom with Manny, who has egg in his hair] I warned you.
Manny Delgado : Okay, Rueben.
Reuben Rand : Where are your cool friends now? Not Q-tipping your ear, that's for sure.
Manny Delgado : Okay, Reuben!
Reuben Rand : This is why I never hang out with cool kids.
Manny Delgado : Yeah, you rejected them, shortly after you and your mom roller danced at the talent show.
Reuben Rand : Oh, we were robbed.
Manny Delgado : Couldn't have been the song you picked. 'Wing Beneath My W-'
[Reuben jobs him with the Q-tip]
Manny Delgado : Ow!
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Ted Durkas : Heard you pulled the fire alarm today and got us out of that test. Good job.
Manny Delgado : Thanks, Mr. Durkas.
Ted Durkas : You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 and heading out, if you want to join.
[Walks away]
Luke Dunphy : You're totally going to that.
Reuben Rand : Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.
Luke Dunphy : You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids.
Reuben Rand : You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday and apologize to all the teachers.
Luke Dunphy : [Scoffing] Teachers. More like public sector parasites.
Reuben Rand : Be strong, Manny.
Luke Dunphy : Be smart. Adventures, parties.
Reuben Rand : Juvie, hearthache.
Luke Dunphy : Girls!
Reuben Rand : But not the kind we want.
Manny Delgado : They're all the kind we want! Mr. Dur--
[Begins to chase after him]
Manny Delgado : Conrad!