The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Boris Makes His Move or The Mice Man Cometh/Big Cheese Boris or I'd Rather Be Rat (1961)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Mouse, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : Raskolnikov! Squirrel has charmed life, Natasha. Why don't we have luck like that?

  Natasha Fatale : Maybe he has a good fairy, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : Good fairy, good fairy. Why is there never bad fairy?

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Pray tell, why are you stopping short, Rocky?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : You ever try to stop long?

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hmm?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : There's a great, big flower pot coming down right at your...

  [a flower pot falls on Bullwinkle] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Head.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You're a fast thinker, Rock, but you're kind of a slow talker.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, we got to come up with an answer.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I got one!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What is it, Bullwinkle?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Vienna, Austria in 1758.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : That's the answer?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yes.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What's the question?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I don't know. Sure is a keen answer, though.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Not to our problem, it's not.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Duty's calling us, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I'm a little hard of hearing myself.

• Narrator : Sure enough, far above the house was a... Well, good heavens! That's a spaceship!

  Boris Badenov : Mwa ha ha ha! You were expecting maybe seagulls?

  Narrator : But, what... what... uh...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : It's time to go now.

  Narrator : But... But...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Anyway, be with us next time for "The Space Rats."

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Or "Of Mice and Menace."

  Narrator : Uh, uh, uh, y-yes. Uh, uh, you do that.

• [Bullwinkle is unable to speak after chewing on caramel] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Boy, this is sure gonna cut down on the dialogue.