The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Werewolf Transformation (2012)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [Describing survival training] I ate a butterfly. It was so small... beautiful... I was so hungry.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [about Howard's survival training] Do you sleep in tents?
Howard Wolowitz : No. I slept in a hole I dug in the ground, with my bare hands. And at some point during the night, an armadillo crawled in... and spooned me.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Describing survival training] I'm severely dehydrated.
[embarrassed pause]
Howard Wolowitz : My pee is like toothpaste.
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Howard Wolowitz : I got to experience zero gravity.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Cool. How do they do that?
Howard Wolowitz : It's pretty neat. You get in this plane that goes almost straight up for like 20 seconds and then straight back down like it's gonna crash, and they do it over and over again, no matter how many times you throw up.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You threw up?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah. And the craziest part is because there's no gravity, the throw-up kind of floats there. In a little ball, and if your mouth is open because you're screaming, sometimes it just floats right back in.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Is there anything I can do to help?
Howard Wolowitz : No... wait, send more underwear.
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Howard Wolowitz : Could you do me a favor and overnight me some more underwear?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sure. Why?
Howard Wolowitz : I got a look at the centrifuge they're gonna spin me around in tomorrow and I have a hunch I packed a little light.