The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Rothman Disintegration (2012)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

Quotes 

• Leonard Hofstadter : There's not much you're both equally good at.

  Raj Koothrappali : Is there anything you're both equally bad at?

  Sheldon Cooper , Barry Kripke : Sports.

• Leonard Hofstadter : [Watching Sheldon and Kripke play basketball badly]  You know all those terrible things bullies used to do to us?

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I get it.

• Raj Koothrappali : I paid $25 to some kid on eBay for a handcrafted Harry Potter wand. He sent me a stick. He went into his backyard, he picked up a stick.

  Howard Wolowitz : It's numbered.

  Raj Koothrappali : Heh. Ooh. Limited edition. Nice!

• Raj Koothrappali : At least you finally got a window that opens. That's nice.

  Sheldon Cooper : Is it? Listen.

  Raj Koothrappali : What? You don't like wind chimes?

  Sheldon Cooper : No. I hate them, but it gets worse... There it is!

  Howard Wolowitz : The bird?

  Sheldon Cooper : It's completely out of tune with the wind chimes.

  Raj Koothrappali : So?

  Sheldon Cooper : You don't get it, do you? That's a mockingbird. Mockingbirds can change their song. Which means, he's out of tune on purpose. He's mocking me.