The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Jet Jockey Rocky or The One Point Landing/Plots and Plans or Too Many Crooks (1960)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Shadow, Mr. Peabody, Genghis Khan, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : Well, today we discover our heroes flying along smoothly...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Flying along smoothly?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You're just looking at the picture sideways!

  [the scene changes] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Actually, it's like this!

  Narrator : Oh! Oh, well, good heavens! Today we discover our heroes hurdling straight down toward disaster at supersonic speed!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, that's better.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : We have just one chance, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, let's take it!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : If "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz built the controls, maybe they work backwards.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You mean...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, I'm gonna shove this wheel forward!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What happens if you're wrong?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I figured the ship will just disintegrate.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, that's better than busting up, I guess. Go ahead!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : There've been a lot of strange goings on in Mt. Flatten, Captain.

  Captain Peachfuzz : Oh, dear.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Why don't we notify Washington?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I don't think he'd much care, Rock. He's dead, you know.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Boy, we're sure glad you're here, Captain Peachfuzz.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, even if you did almost wreck us.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Were you scared, Bullwinkle?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Me? I've got nerves of steel.

  Captain Peachfuzz : Then how come your fingerprints are still in the tail of the plane?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, I've got fingers of steel, too.

• Narrator : Our friends had the jet engine set up in no time at all.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, and the sun is going down, too.

  [the sun remains in the sky] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Ahem. I said, "And the sun is going down, too."

  [nothing happens] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : HEY!

  [Bullwinkle whistles and the sun goes down, making it nighttime] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You know, for a sun, he's not too bright.