Mockingbird Lane (2012 TV Movie)

Allen C. Liu: Real Estate Agent

Quotes 

• Real Estate Agent : [Car pulls up in front of a bright, pleasant, sunny house]  May I ask why the sudden move?

  Marilyn Munster : No.

  Real Estate Agent : [Agent and Marilyn get out of car]  All right. Well, this, it's an emotional property, ideal for any multi-generational family.

  Marilyn Munster : We're not just any family.

  Real Estate Agent : Well, the sun shines more on this house than any other house in the neighborhood.

  Marilyn Munster : Not a feature we're looking for.

  [Turns and looks across the street at a dark, shadowed, rambling mansion] 

  Marilyn Munster : What about that one?

  Real Estate Agent : It's a very emotional property for entirely different reasons. The former owner was a notorious serial killer who poisoned hoboes.

  Marilyn Munster : I'll take it.

  Real Estate Agent : It's not for sale. They're tearing it down.

  Marilyn Munster : But they haven't yet.

  Real Estate Agent : That's a horrible place. Horrible things happened there. They found dozens of graves in the backyard.

  Marilyn Munster : Mm-hmmm.

  Real Estate Agent : Well, maybe you could buy the lot once the grounds have been cleansed.

  Marilyn Munster : My aunt and uncle prefer pre-cleansed.

  Real Estate Agent : Miss, there may be dead homeless people in the walls.

  Marilyn Munster : Then they found a home after all.

  [Smiles at house, then look over shoulder at agent]