Planet of the Vampire Women (2011) User Reviews

Disappointing Follow-Up From TFO

[gavin6942 · 3/10 · 24 July 2012]

A crew of mostly female intergalactic pirates pull off a daring heist on a floating casino space station. The pirates elude capture by the police by landing their spaceship on an uninhabited planet.

I appreciate the cheese, I appreciate the terrible special effects and I appreciate the semi-homage to "Planet of the Vampires". But overall, this film just did not hold my interest, relying more on topless women to carry it than any sort of plot. The characters were not all that likable (besides Miranda) and not even casting Cuba Gooding, Jr. saved it.

The biggest problem seems to be the lack of music. The chase sequences seem slower and more boring than they are because no music takes us with them. As my friend said, it is like watching someone else play video games. It should be a little more than that. After TFO wowed me with "Bikini Beach", they just did not seem to have a second stunner in them (yet).

WOW,That brought me back to when Schlock was king !

[guestar57 · 7/10 · 16 May 2011]

Incredible effort of Science Fiction,Special effects,Tongue in cheeky & Busty females on film. The sets,What wonderful sets…Film opens on this great space station and it even has a CREST theatre. Some of the characters: Tank Girl,Vernon Wells-like android with his Power Rangers look,A drug addict,a clone that changes into a variety of fetish gals,Cuba Gooding-like hero and a bunch,mean bunches of half naked vampire women. There be monsters-Barney-like dinosaurs and DRAGONflies. Oh,That great soundtrack ! Was that RANDY QUAID as an android ? So JAYNE KENNEDY is going the Pam Grier route to resurrect her career as a starship captain ... No,really ANGELA JOLIE as a fetish clone,C'mon central casting...

This Movie Was Everything I Hoped it Would Be

[andrewobriandunlap · 8/10 · 2 December 2022]

Obviously it ain't exactly Star Trek: TNG or anything like that. But Planet of the Vampire Women is everything a campy, sci-fi/comedy B movie should be.

It has just the right amount of cheesiness, hokey special effects, plenty of T&A (heavy on the T), a good amount of sexy violence, comedy, and surprisingly decent characters and world building for this type of movie. Astrid (Stephanie Hyden) was my favorite with all her cute costume changes and poses. Although I did have to question if vampires would be a threat to an android, even if it is a sex droid. I reckon you'll have to watch to find out. Also I appreciate that all the actresses looked fairly natural, including the extras.

Don't expect this movie to advance the genre of science fiction, but if you're looking for fun eye candy then I highly recommend Planet of the Vampire Women.

We should have brought more guns

[nogodnomasters · 8/10 · 17 October 2017]

A group of space pirates rob a space casino/brothel and escape with their astro-drive and camp acting. They hide out on a small moon, inhabited by CG parasites and a man in a bad monster costume. Here the captain gets turned into a vampire and turns others into vampires with about half the women getting their tops ripped off before getting bit in the neck.

This is a camp film which almost borrows lines from other science fiction films, generally stopping at one word.The acting and effects were bad. Stephanie Hyden plays a pleasure clone with many fantasy costume changes.

4 stars for the nudity.

Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (Stephanie Hyden, Ashley Marino plus many more)

Delightful tongue-in-cheek sci-fi kitsch marvel

[Woodyanders · 8/10 · 31 May 2012]

A crew of mostly female intergalactic pirates pull off a daring heist on a floating casino space station. The pirates elude capture by the police by hiding out on an uninhabited planet. However, said planet turns out to be a nightmare world that's populated by all kinds of dangerous creatures. Writer/director Darin Wood relates the entertainingly inane story at a constant brisk pace, delivers a delicious plethora of yummy bare distaff breasts, further spruces things up with oodles of juicy blood-spraying gore, presents a nifty array of gnarly monsters, and wisely doesn't take any of this infectious go-for-broke energetic silliness seriously for a minute. The enthusiastic cast of game no-name thespians attack the loopy material with lip-smacking zest, with especially lively and enjoyable work from Liesel Hanson as scrappy ex-Marine pilot Ginger Maldonado, Jawara Duncan as valiant cop Val Falco, Paquita Estrada as gutsy Captain Mickey 'Trix' Richards, Stephanie Hyden as saucy airhead pleasure clone Astrid Covair, Keith Leitl as touchy feely cyborg Automatic Jones, and Danielle Williams as the spunky Candy 'Karma' Miranda. The lovably cheap'n'cheesy CGI effects possess a certain endearingly hokey cartoonish charm. Christy Savage's vibrant color cinematography gives the picture a funky garish look. Phillip Baldwin's snazzy'n'jazzy score hits the spirited swinging spot. A total campy treat.