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Married 3 times - Denise,Rondi and Vicky.
1 Son by Denise,5 stepchildren with Vicky.
Have worked at Blockbuster and Wal-mart.
Trespass Into Terror (2015)
Oh If we still had Drive-inns !!!
Stars: Shaun Paul Piccnino (Super Power Beatdown), Meghan Chedeayne (Naked Zombie Girl),Willy Ortlieb ( Chuck Norris stunt double) and Alexis Schneider ( The Gallows).
Let us begin with the music IT IS Awesome ! Very well done soundtrack.
So, We start off with a buddy picture, Some guys getting away from the city and all heck breaks loose in the woods ! The characters are pretty accurate to the situation that befalls them, Shaun is very good at heroics as evidenced by his great career,Meghan is on this incredible roll of good luck in her projects being on a 'To Watch' list with Lamb Feed, NZG,Rhonda Rides To Hell and now Trespass Into Terror Dare we mention it's got her First Nude Scene( NOT implied like NZG) and she has a bares-all calendar coming out for 2016,Willy Ortlieb doesn't come in till 3/4 of picture, But we get more of what he did in Hot Rod Horror and more Willy Arse Whoopin' the bad guy DT Carney ( Cambodian Dangerous). Alexis Schneider looks amazing and also has her first nude scene, Which 'The Gallows' could have gotten even more tickets sold IF they had thought ahead of Trespass Into Terror producers.
There is like a Whose Who of Valleywood actors and the fact it was filmed at Hobbs Grove and Murray Movie Ranch shows more quality was put into this Cracker-exploitation film.
More than we expect from Ghost Busters - The pink version
Stars : William Forsyth as the caretaker.
Written by: Hank Blumenthal & Jason Nunes.
Directed by: Hank Blumenthal.
OK, So this is gonna be a web-series, Video Game & all kinds of stuff franchise ! BUT, Just like ' Game Of Thrones' Don't get attached to favorite characters, No Spoiler, Just fact.
This Pilot/film starts off kind of slow, With characters that are cool & all and and have layers and knowledge about Ghost Hunting unlike the NEW cast of GHOSTBUSTERS pink sequel.
About 3/4 of the way through all kinds of apparition mayhem hits and the movie takes off in a wonderfully twisted journey through this old house with A lot of secrets.
William Forsyth has a very nice role as the House Caretaker and brings early class to film,That at end deserved his presence.
Mr. Firth's Finale (2015)
What The BEATLES should have done for John & George !
Mr. Firth's Finale has a amazing cast : Cailey Rose Fox (debut),Ron Blackwell (Trespass Into Terror),Doug Scarbrough( John Neptune) and Jim Tuck ( Lost Outlaw).
Written by new scribe -Lewis W. Heniford.
Directed by : Adam Beck ( The Fallen).
So, A little sad, A little Joyous and a lot of awesome acting,That comes off so natural to be real life .
The only girl in ensemble is truly gifted lass,That needs to do print work for ads. or definitely used more for her acting,She is the 'Reel Deal !' So,This story is what the BEATLES should have done for Lennon or Harrison on their somber occasions.
The drama has such talent in front & behind camera and it's only the second film from 2Portagees Productions.
...NOT a URBAN Legend !
Stars: David Chattem with Ranger and Joseph Aguon Drake,Directed by Cameron McCasland.
Filmed in Kentucky with all the richness that Hollywood is unable to copy on a stage.
Tailypo is pretty darn cool,It has a Gollum/Jersey Devil vibe that is hard to shake,Very scary in moments.
The voice of Tailypo, Is one of those unsung talents -Danielle Gelehrter,Without voice-over artists we wouldn't have video-games,Audiobooks,CARTOONS ! So, There is all this atmosphere of lonely woods,maybe some fog (of course),A Man/his dog/his rifle /his scary ass knife and there is 'Slim Pickens' for supper, For some odd reason all the wild creatures ARE GONE !
Ready for Action (2015)
Maryland films version of EXPENDABELLES
Stars : Jennifer Rouse,Claire Brown ,George Stover and Louanna Lee.
Write by : Alfred Guy
Directed by : Lee Doll
Probably the best film ever from Lee Doll,Great script by Alfred Guy too ! Kind of a ' Charles Angels' meets 'ExpendaBelles' take on women in film. The cast is probably the best I've seen outta Maryland and especially Claire Brown & Jennifer Rouse,They had layers to their characters. Finally Louanna Lee takes on a ' Big Girl' role and doesn't sing for her supper,But kicks butt like a Young Ronda Rousey. Soundtrack was as needed and fight scenes and effects were a step above norm.
The bad guy was VERY original and yet flawed almost like Heath Ledger's turn as The Joker, Congrats to Sam Lukowski for the performance that will be etched in Vimeo watchers eyes.
Revenge Is Her Middle Name (2011)
Don't cross this one,She Bites !
At one time AVENGED flicks were a kind of genre,It has been decades and perhaps time to return to Grindhouse PSA about how to treat women and those weaker with kindness and not as objects to be trashed & thrown away.
Lissa who plays HER, Is quite a good actress,You would think not your stereotype of victim or hero and you would be right,JUST WATCH & WAIT ! The gore is amazing and the action is all good and plentiful,Guess Anthony Matthews who wrote and directed REVENGE, Knew what he wanted and got it from his ensemble cast.
Comes out in August,But watch the trailer it shows a hint of what is to come,Which is misspelled and conjures such bad,bad images to this critics viewing of REVENGE.
Who OUT Creeps The Creeper ?
Stars : Darryl Baldwin,Tara Price and Rhonja Morrow.
Write & Directed By : Matthew Gunnoe.
This flick HAS Absolutely everything you are gonna want from a Horror/Action-Adventure hybrid of film.
So scary, That the women come off meaner than the supposed bad gut, Poor Darryl (sad face emoticon).
The stunts are impressive,Gore aplenty peoples and the props are amazingly used to utmost effect,What you might wanna know is how do a computer,bow/arrow/car battery and tazer have to do with each other.
Darryl is finally given that break through role that puts him up with Hodder,England and Robert Mukes.
Slick,Pretty and yet has some major ugly to be enjoyed.
3:33 a.m. (2015)
Ah,Neighbors be all killin' and stuff....
Stars : Jason Roth,Chris Kotcher.
Write & Directed by that Flaky Falicki.
You have a guy who made mistakes and went to prison to pay for them, A early release to to jail overcrowding and he is back on the streets under probational supervision in a odd half way for for the un-well and given a thankless job,Like in a Wal-mart.
The cast including the crazy shopper Jason Roth & the impressive Priest Chris Kotcher try to help this guy adjust to the neighborhood in Hell with Demons Next Door,Killing a lot of people some who are close to the hero in life and vicinity.
The Bloody Indulgent (2014)
This is well done and musical gore too
Stars: Kevin Scott Richardson & Diva Zappa.
write ,directed by : Ken Roht.
So, There is this well known neighborhood Vampire ( Richardson) and he loves his strippers,cocaine and drinking ANY blood available or not immediately.
Did we mention it's mostly a musical,Like Rocky Horror or maybe Young Frankenstein on Broadway ? There are a lot of hits and a few misses in plot,songs and execution of Horror,Music and Comedy.
The cast is actually pretty good and give much support to Richardson.
Wonder what the other Back Street Boys think of Kevin spewing neck tissue,blood constantly dripping from his mouth/chin and the occasional(constant depiction) of him snorting cocaine and maybe that is to explain why he so haphazardly devours victims and tears at their clothing while mid-devour.
Flight World War II (2015)
Final Countdown for The Tech Geners
Stars: Faran Tahir,Robbie Kay, Aqueela Zoll and Jonathan Nation.
Write by: Jacob Cooney & Bill Hanstock.
Directed by : Emile Edwin Smith.
Absolutely loved this flick, Hands down one of the best we have seen this year and miles above any from Those SHARKNADO peoples.
Started off thinking,Hey this isn't a Mockbuster,Huh ? Been accused of being a Final Countdown ( 1980) remake ?,Really, That was a long time ago and big studios have been remaking stuff from just a few years back since ever.
Acting is so good & real,Some effects were also right on like all the plane stuff,Some of the situations involving the wounded plane are to be forgived.