Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Tornado (2010)
Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti
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Quotes
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Melanie Moretti : What *is* all this stuff? I feel like I'm in 'The Goonies'.
Victoria Chase : Wow! Is this stuff real?
Joy Scroggs : Is that a tiara? Who *are* you?
Elka Ostrovsky : I'm Anastasia, the last surviving member of the Romanov dynasty.
Melanie Moretti : You are?
Elka Ostrovsky : No, but I've always wanted to say that.
Victoria Chase : Is all of this yours?
Elka Ostrovsky : No, it's stolen.
Joy Scroggs : Oh my!
Melanie Moretti : What?
Elka Ostrovsky : [picks up a knife] And now I'm going to have to *kill* you!
[grins]
Elka Ostrovsky : I've always wanted to say that, too.
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[last lines]
Pete : What the hell is all this stuff?
Melanie Moretti : Wait, wha', you were going to say something.
Elka Ostrovsky : You had to date a cop, didn't you?
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[first lines]
Melanie Moretti : Elka! Elka!
Joy Scroggs : Let us in!
Melanie Moretti : Elka, please, the tornado's
[drowned out by thunderclap]
Melanie Moretti : . We're all going to die.
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Victoria Chase : [on phone] Cherchez ma robe maintenant, ou des têtes tomberont.
Joy Scroggs : Bloody French.
Melanie Moretti : You don't even know who she's talking to.
Joy Scroggs : Don't need to.
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Melanie Moretti : [as Joy leaves for her 'booty call'] Oh my God, look at that wind! Her clothes are going to fly right off!
Joy Scroggs : That's the plan!
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Victoria Chase : We've been through, what, everything together. OK, between us: six divorces,
Joy Scroggs : Five of them yours. And an endless array of bad boyfriends - all of them mine.
Melanie Moretti : Five kids.
Joy Scroggs : Two grandkids.
Victoria Chase : Nieces, please!
Melanie Moretti : We've just always had each others' backs,
Victoria Chase : Mm-hm.
Melanie Moretti : for better and for worse.