Young Adult (2011)
John Forest: Wheelchair Mike
Quotes
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Matt Freehauf : Mike Moran is your cousin?
Mavis Gary : Unfortunately.
Matt Freehauf : Oh, here comes the happiest cripple in Minnesota.
Wheelchair Mike : Mavis?
Mavis Gary : Mike.
Wheelchair Mike : What is up, girly-friend? Holy shit, cuz. This is such a rad surprise.
Mavis Gary : Yeah, I'm in town just for a little real estate thing. How are you?
Wheelchair Mike : I'm great! Kim and I just had our six-year anniversary.
Mavis Gary : Wow, six years. What is that, wood? Porcelain?
Matt Freehauf : Strychnine?
Wheelchair Mike : Anyway, the kids are great. Work is a trip but I play hard too. I've been doing a lot of rock climbing.
Matt Freehauf : You mean rock crawling, right?
Wheelchair Mike : No I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. We can do anything a normal can do. Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. You know what I'm saying? You should try it, Matt.
Mavis Gary : You should try it, Matt.
Matt Freehauf : No.
Wheelchair Mike : I love the way this guy talks. He's like, no! I'm so glad you guys are buds. I can totally see it. It's like Will & Grace.
Mavis Gary : Aww, it is.
Matt Freehauf : No, it isn't.
Wheelchair Mike : Look I'm gonna roll back to my boys, but we should chat later. I'll buy you a scotch or whatever you got there. Love this place. Total time capsule, right?