iCarly (TV Series)

iFind Lewbert's Lost Love (2009)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

Quotes 

• Sam Puckett : [to Lewbert after he freaks out from seeing Marta]  What's wrong with you? I mean, other than all the usual stuff that's wrong with you?

• Carly Shay : [as Carly, Sam and Freddie are watching the hidden cameras and Marta is forcibly giving Lewbert a haircut]  Who gives haircuts by force?

  Sam Puckett : I don't know, but if this was a real TV show, it'd be more popular than anything on NBC.

• Carly Shay : How long will he be in jail?

  Cop #2 : For stealing TV remotes? Probably 30 days.

  Marta : I can wait 30 days.

  Lewbert : Ugh. How long for slapping a cop?

  Sam Puckett : Six months.

  [Lewbert slaps one of the cops] 

  Cop #2 : Oh! That's it. Let's go.

  [Lewbert is handcuffed and escorted out of the apartment building] 

  Lewbert : Ha! See you, Marta!