iCarly (TV Series)

iFind Lewbert's Lost Love (2009)

Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay

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Quotes 

• Spencer Shay : What kinda burglar breaks into people's apartments just to steal TV remotes?

  Carly Shay : A remote control freak.

  [chuckles] 

  Carly Shay : [Spencer sprays cream on Carly's nose] 

• Carly Shay : [as Carly, Sam and Freddie are watching the hidden cameras and Marta is forcibly giving Lewbert a haircut]  Who gives haircuts by force?

  Sam Puckett : I don't know, but if this was a real TV show, it'd be more popular than anything on NBC.

• Carly Shay : [to Marta]  So here's the thing. When we called you and said you should come to Seattle and hook back up with Lewbert, we were wrong to do that.

  Marta : Oh. No, well, I've been trying to find Lewbert for the better part of 10 years and I never would have found him without you.

  Carly Shay : Yeah, I know, but I think Lewbert's... you know, changed since you guys dated. And now, maybe you're not so right for each other.

  Marta : You skunk bag!

  Carly Shay : Huh?

  Marta : I know exactly what's going on here.

  Carly Shay : Well, then explain it to me 'cause...

  Marta : You want me out of the picture so you can have Lewbert to yourself.

  Carly Shay : Huh... Lewbert for my... I'm 15!

• Carly Shay : How long will he be in jail?

  Cop #2 : For stealing TV remotes? Probably 30 days.

  Marta : I can wait 30 days.

  Lewbert : Ugh. How long for slapping a cop?

  Sam Puckett : Six months.

  [Lewbert slaps one of the cops] 

  Cop #2 : Oh! That's it. Let's go.

  [Lewbert is handcuffed and escorted out of the apartment building] 

  Lewbert : Ha! See you, Marta!