Quotes
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Jacob Ben Israel : The independent polling company in my Dockers has determined you're the hottest girl in the school
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Jacob Ben Israel : Have you been reading my blog?
Rachel Berry : Of course not. You're a gossip monger and your blog is nothing but trash and lies, many of them about me.
Jacob Ben Israel : Well, you'll be happy to know the one I'm working on right now has nothing to do with you or your rumored lust for Jewfros.
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Sue Sylvester : This was a particularly interesting find from today's round of locker checks. Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are, I think there's a special school that would better address your needs. And I think that school is in Thailand.
Jacob Ben Israel : Rachel gave them to me so I wouldn't run the Quinn story.
Sue Sylvester : What Quinn story?
Jacob Ben Israel : Quinn Fabray is pregnant.
Sue Sylvester : Not a chance. If my head cheerleader was pregnant, jeopardizing the very future of my Cheerios and thus my teaching tenure, I think she would have come to me. Quinn Fabray respects me, would never lie to me. Never.
Jacob Ben Israel : I have three sources confirming. Please don't expel me. I'll kill the story.
Sue Sylvester : No. Run it.
