The Other Guys (2010)

Zoe Lister-Jones: Therapist

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Chinatown. Three triad gang members. I pop two of them off the draw - bang, bang! And I raise up to take the leader out...

  Therapy Cop : Oh shit, I feel like I'm there now.

  Jimmy : I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof. He says, "Let's even the odds!" He tosses me down a Mossberg pump, I send one through his chest. Game over, bitches.

  [the group applauds] 

  Therapist : Jimmy, let's talk about how that story made you feel.

  Jimmy : Like my cock was made outta concrete.

• Therapist : I know it's very tempting. You want to impress your friends. But this is serious stuff we're dealing with, okay? This is firing your weapon in the line of duty. Officer Hoitz? Would you like to share?

  Terry Hoitz : No, I'd rather not.

  Therapist : Officer Hoitz, you've been coming here for six months now and you haven't said a word. This is a safe environment, no judgment here.

  Jimmy : Douchebag.

  Therapist : That's judgment, Jimmy.