The Other Guys (2010)
Damon Wayans Jr.: Fosse
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Quotes
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Fosse : Got a couple of tips... help you guys stay out of jail. One: try your hardest to not be Black or Hispanic.
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Fosse : Hope you like prison food... and penis.
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Martin : Look at these two jamokes, would ya? One shot Jeter and the other shot an office.
[Fosse guffaws]
Fosse : Have some decorum, we're at a funeral. Shhh.
Fosse : You wanna dance Brolio? Huh? I will rock your body with big nasty hooks, you'll be pissin' blood outta your ass.
Allen Gamble : That's horrible.
Terry Hoitz : Why don't you step back, man. You touch him, I swear to god I'm gonna beat the shit out of you with Allen's head.
Allen Gamble : He's not gonna do that, that's hyperbole, but that's a weird example.
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Christopher Danson : Guys, I'm gonna say something right now. It's about a man who came from Austria with a dream.
Martin : Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Christopher Danson : Let me finish. He became a champion and then a movie star.
Fosse : Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Christopher Danson : God damn it, let me fini... they ruined the story.
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Fosse : Some of the guys were talking. Uh, they were like, "How come you've never fired your weapon in the office before?"
Martin : Good point.
Allen Gamble : I'm sorry, I-I don't follow.
Fosse : You've never fired your weapon in the office.
Martin : We all have, you know. It's called a desk pop.
Allen Gamble : Fellas, look, I-I know you don't respect me as a police officer.
Martin : Not true.
Allen Gamble : I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna discharge my firearm in the office.
Fosse : Bro, come on.
Martin : Gamble, listen to me. I'll try to make it real clear. We honor the flag, and you crap on it when you don't shoot your gun in the office.
Fosse : Jimmy, when's the last time you had a desk pop?
Jimmy : September '08.
Martin : Be a man. Do it.
Fosse : Now.
Martin : Please do it.
Fosse : Pop one off!
Martin : There you go. Pop it off!
Fosse : Don't think, just go.
Allen Gamble : Here we go.
Martin : Do it, yes.
Fosse : [laughing as Allen fires his weapon] He did it!
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Fosse : [Allen accidentally crashes his car into an active crime scene] Way to put your stamp on the crime scene, guys. Prius, huh?
Allen Gamble : Yep, yep.
Martin : Good mileage?
Allen Gamble : Oh, outstanding.
Martin : Yeah. Did this come with a dental dam?
Allen Gamble : No.
Martin : Get it?
Fosse : My Suburban shit one of these last night.
Martin : I didn't know they put tampons on wheels.
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Terry Hoitz : [At Beaman's office where Beaman committed suicide, investigating the crime scene] Half empty bottle of Gin, chair knocked over. And look at this, it's a clear sign of a struggle. Make sure you get this, all right?
Captain Gene Mauch : [to Gamble & Hoitz] Detectives, all your work's done here. You can go.
Allen Gamble : What about Ershwon targeting the lottery?
Captain Gene Mauch : [shows pictures of Ershwon and a blond woman] You know why Ershwon was calling down to the lottery offices all those times. It's because he was hooking up with the Powerball girl, the one on TV with all the number balls. Yeah, she filed a restraining order on him last week. It was right there in front of you guys the whole time.
Allen Gamble : [shocked] It can't be.
Captain Gene Mauch : You guys are getting transfered.
Allen Gamble : What?
Captain Gene Mauch : [to Terry] Traffic. Yeah, that's right.
[to Allen]
Captain Gene Mauch : You, you're gonna walk a beat downtown.
Allen Gamble : I...
Captain Gene Mauch : You're gonna walk a beat downtown! It's done!
[Gamble and Hoitz complains, but Mauch cuts them off]
Captain Gene Mauch : No. No, no. It's done. Save yourselves some gas.
Terry Hoitz : [yells] Captain!
Allen Gamble : Is there an appeal process we can...
Martin : Had to do what you had to do, Captain.
Fosse : Ouch!
Martin : [laughs] Wow! That hurt.
