Russell Howard: Self

Quotes 

• Frankie Boyle : It's gonna, it might create a tiny black hole, right, which is the worst type of black hole cause we'll all get drawn, slowly, towards Switzerland, and every week this desk'll be like, two feet further over there, and then eventually we'll just look one week and Russell've, have been replaced by just the jaws of infinity.

  Russell Howard : Why was that directed at me, Frankie?

  [mockingly] 

  Russell Howard : 'The jaws of infinity', I thought we were gonna see a cow and chocolate and we'd be in Switzerland, but all of the sudden my eyeballs are sucked out a ma' face? Cause I'm sitting nearest the audience? Why am I the first to go!

  Dara O'Briain - Host : You're nearest to Switzerland, we tilted it around during the show so that you'd be the closest to Switzerland.

  Russell Howard : Well this is bullshit, now.

  Hugh Dennis : No one's gonna die. It's basically...

  Russell Howard : [interrupting]  He just told me I'm gonna die on tele.

  Dara O'Briain - Host : My god I hope we have the cameras rolling when it happens, that'll be great. Just him going 'woa' and clinging on to the desk, right, While we hammer at his fingers, 'Go! Go, proudly, go Russell. Go'

  Russell Howard : You'll be like that 'There's more space on scenes we'd like to seeee'