Team Captain:
[
Rory is Tony Blair giving a speech; Hugh is translating] As Prime Minister, it is my duty to protect the people of this nation.
Hugh Dennis:
Whoops!
Team Captain:
Many nights I've lain awake, gazing into the abyss...
Hugh Dennis:
I wish Cherie would sleep with her mouth closed.
Team Captain:
I know that a lot of people have been wondering when I'm going to retire...
Hugh Dennis:
I know Gordon has been wondering when I'm going to retire...
Team Captain:
I'm sure that one day, Gordon will make a great leader...
Hugh Dennis:
...of the Opposition...
Team Captain:
But I'm not a king-maker. There will be a proper procedure for deciding the leader who follows me.
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