iCarly (TV Series)

iPromote Techfoots (2008)

Nathan Kress: Freddie Benson

Quotes 

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Carly Shay : And now, our technical producer, Freddie, will show you another cool thing about the Techfoots.

  Freddie : Okay. If your computer's hard drive is cluttered with a bunch of files and music and "precious pictures" of family and friends, the Techfoot does an amazing thing with Wi-Fi techonology. See, you just sync the pedometer up to your computer, and...

  [types something on his laptop and shows the dreaded blue-screen] 

  Freddie : ...it wipes out your entire hard drive! Isn't that great?

• DAKA President : Well, you know when you put out a new shoe, they always have a few minor problems.

  Sam Puckett : Minor?

  Freddie : What would be a major problem?

  Carly Shay : If they came to life in the middle of the night and ate your family?

  DAKA President : [laughs]  No. I live alone.

• Sam Puckett : Sonya, please make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato.

  Sonya : Yes, Miss Sam.

  Carly Shay : I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.

  Sam Puckett : Make that two, please.

  Sonya : Yes, Miss Sam.

  Freddie : I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.

  Sam Puckett : Tough nubs.

• Sam Puckett : Oh, sorry. Carly, Freddie, this is Sonya. My personal chef.

  Sonya : Ya-Hoo!

  Carly Shay : What?

  Freddie : You hired a personal chef?

  Sam Puckett : Well, my mom doesn't feed me.