iCarly (TV Series)

iHave a Lovesick Teacher (2008)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

Quotes 

• Freddie : What are we gonna do?

  Sam : We're gonna tell Spencer to call Miss Ackerman and start dating her again.

  Carly : No, I'm not gonna make my brother's life miserable just to make our life easier.

  Sam : Come on. Having a miserable life's not all that bad. Sometimes, my mother laughs.

• Carly : Miss Ackerman, you don't need to yell at Freddie in front of the whole class.

  Miss Ackerman : Oh, look. More backtalk from the sass-master.

  Carly : I am not "the sass-master!" And it's wrong for you to be mean to Freddie just because your boyfriend broke up with you!

  Sam : Wow, Carls. Maybe you are the sass-master.

• Carly : [referring to Spencer and Miss Ackerman's dating problems]  I think I know how we can fix this...

  Freddy , Sam : Really? How?

  Carly : iCarly.

  Freddy : Our webshow?

  Sam : No, our potato farm!