iCarly (TV Series)

iHave a Lovesick Teacher (2008)

Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay

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Quotes 

• Freddie : What are we gonna do?

  Sam : We're gonna tell Spencer to call Miss Ackerman and start dating her again.

  Carly : No, I'm not gonna make my brother's life miserable just to make our life easier.

  Sam : Come on. Having a miserable life's not all that bad. Sometimes, my mother laughs.

• Carly : Miss Ackerman, you don't need to yell at Freddie in front of the whole class.

  Miss Ackerman : Oh, look. More backtalk from the sass-master.

  Carly : I am not "the sass-master!" And it's wrong for you to be mean to Freddie just because your boyfriend broke up with you!

  Sam : Wow, Carls. Maybe you are the sass-master.

• Carly : Miss Ackerman?

  Miss Ackerman : Hi, Carly.

  Carly : Hi. Um, not that I'm not happy to see you, but why are you standing on my brother?

  Spencer Shay : 'Cause she has magic feet.

  Miss Ackerman : I spent six months in Thailand learning the art of back walking massage.

  Spencer Shay : [getting up]  Those Thaila-manians taught you good.

• Freddie : Why can't Spencer just date her?

  Carly Shay : Because the woman is a big bottle of crazy sauce!

• Miss Ackerman : [when she is arrested at school]  You set me up!

  Freddy : That's a lie!

  Carly : No, we set her up.

  Freddy : Oh, yeah.

• Freddy : [to Sam]  Why do you have a bowling bowl?

  Carly : Don't ask why. Just pretend you don't see it and that way, we won't be a part of the tragedy that's about to happen.

• Carly : [referring to Spencer and Miss Ackerman's dating problems]  I think I know how we can fix this...

  Freddy , Sam : Really? How?

  Carly : iCarly.

  Freddy : Our webshow?

  Sam : No, our potato farm!