Quotes
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Michelle : [Michelle sees Tony with Abigail] What?
Abigail Stock : Princess Leia, right? Jinx! You look so... homemade. Doesn't she, Tony? Gloriously quaint.
Tony Stonem : Hi, Michelle.
Michelle : You dressed as Luke?... For her?
Tony Stonem : Well... I guess I... Did I?
Michelle : Tony...
[walks away]
Anwar : Do you think either of them has actually seen Star Wars? You reckon they know Luke's her brother?
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Anwar : I heard he got his cock out and there's a tattoo on it of Harry Potter, and he started shouting at Sketch "Kiss Harry to make him magic"
Chris Miles : Drama, teachers man... what? "Pretend to be a tree." "But I'm not a tree." "Well, pretend." Fucking perverts, the lot of 'em.
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Anwar : You mind if I list a complete filmography of Hugh Grant since 1992... to slow things down? Bitter Moon, Remains of the Day, Sirens, Four Weddings, An Awfully Big Adventure... that one was rubbish... The Englishman Who Came Up a Hill and Went Down a Mountain, Nine Months, Sense and Sensibility, Restoration, Extreme Measures, Notting Hill, Mickey Blues Eyes, Small Time Crooks, Bridget Jones... Bridget Jones! I never get as far as About A Boy.
