Maxxie has a creepy feeling that someone is watching him. Someone close by. A hot boy maybe? No such luck. Sketch is Maxxie's stalker. A weird loner, who spends most days shut up in a poky flat looking after her disabled Mum. So her attentions turn to the blonde boy who lives on the estate. Soon everything in her life is about Maxxie - if only he would even notice her. Meanwhile, the sixth form college production of 'Osama: The Musical' is teetering towards disaster under the heavy-handed guidance of lecherous drama teacher Bruce. But Sketch is prepared to do anything to get leading man Maxxie, and if she can't have him, she's going to make sure nobody can - and especially not his current leading lady Michelle. Written by
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I heard he got his cock out and there's a tattoo on it of Harry Potter, and he started shouting at Sketch "Kiss Harry to make him magic"
Drama teachers man... what? "Pretend to be a tree" "But I'm not a tree" "Well pretend". Fucking perverts, the lot of 'em.
References Notting Hill
Osama The Musical
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