SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

20,000 Patties Under the Sea/The Battle of Bikini Bottom (2007)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Jellyfish, French Narrator, Dad Fish, Accountant Fish, Re-enactor #2

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! Bye, Squidward.

  Patrick : You said bye to Squidward twice.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [grins huge, dreamily]  I like Squidward.

• Plankton : [to a boy fish]  Now quit wasting my time!

  Mom Fish : Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?

  Plankton : I'm Plankton, you old hag! And your son smells like boogers!

  Dad Fish : Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way! What do you think this is?

  Plankton : I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty, that's what it is!

  Gramma : Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone outta put you in a mental hospital!

  Plankton : Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Gramma!

  Gramma : [disappointed]  You're probably right.

• [Patrick chases Spongebob into the Krusty Krab kitchen while picking his nose] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Run, Mr. Krabs! Patrick is digging for gold!

  Mr. Krabs : Gold?

  [eagerly runs into the kitchen, in search of the gold in question, but comes out with nothing] 

  Squidward : Did you get any of Patrick's "gold"?

  Mr. Krabs : He's not digging for any gold I'm looking for.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : You don't wash your hands, Patrick?

  Patrick : Never have, never will.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Echhhh!

  Patrick : Does that bother you, SpongeBob?

  [SpongeBob has a flashback about he and Patrick sharing food] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Frankly, yes, Patrick, it does bother me.

  Patrick : Well, I guess we can't be friends.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What are you saying?

  Patrick : Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you?

  [Licks his hand and writes on a brick wall] 

  Patrick : U... R... huh... How do you spell "not my friend"?