The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Party (2007)

Julian Barratt: Howard Moon, Dennis

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Quotes 

• Dennis : [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia]  My god. As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche.

• Thug #1 : Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere.

  Dennis : [to his wife]  I've got to go now, bye.

  Thug #1 : Yo, lemme up, homes, I know your sista.

  Dennis : Yes, I do not have a sister.

  Thug #1 : Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up.

  Dennis : This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature.

  Thug #1 : I like your hat, man. Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it.

  Dennis : This would not suit Ricky.

  Thug #1 : Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. He's got one of those faces.

  Dennis : That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman.

  Thug #1 : [to Thug #3]  Wixy, bust out the knife! Jab up this joker!

  Dennis : Ah! Swordplay!

  Dennis : [stabs thugs] 

  Dennis : Onward, to Oddbins!

• Dennis : [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince]  Aha! Prepare to die, you prancing tit!

• Vince Noir : [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin]  Come on, Howard. It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. It's fine. Women respect that. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss.

  Howard Moon : [looks away] 

  Vince Noir : You've never kissed anyone, have you?

  Howard Moon : So?

  Vince Noir : Have you ever held anyone's hand?

  Howard Moon : I don't like people touching me. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that.

  Vince Noir : Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars?

  Howard Moon : That was never proved.

  Vince Noir : It was in The Guardian.

• Dennis : [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss]  I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles.