Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (TV Series)

Piccolo Teatro (2007)

Gordon Ramsay: Self

Quotes 

• Gordon Ramsay : Paris screams sex, glamor, indulgence and hedonism - everything that vegetarian food isn't but needs to be.

• Gordon Ramsay : Je suis dans la merde.

  [Translation: "I'm in the shit."] 

• Gordon Ramsay : How about 'Thank you', you miserable wee bitch? That's right, with a capital fucking B.

  [to Rachel, as he cooks in the kitchen and she stands there unappreciative] 

• Gordon Ramsay : [to the waitress]  So how would you describe the food?

  Stephanie : Not particularly spectacularly exceptional.

  Gordon Ramsay : [voiceover]  Is this girl for real?

• Gordon Ramsay : I mean, I've seen some bad kitchens in my time but not quite as disorganized and fucking chaotic as this.

• Gordon Ramsay : Watch out, there's a lasagna coming! Don't touch it! It bites!

• Gordon Ramsay : It's a blessing in disguise that meat hasn't been cooked in this kitchen. Fuckin' hell. With hygiene standards this low, they would have been weeding out the customers by the coffin-load.

• Gordon Ramsay : Service.

  Gordon Ramsay : F*** that's me again.