Gintoki Sakata: I heard that, a long time ago, people wore no underwear beneath their clothes. Craftswomen, girls walking around the street, little girls, even princesses...
Shinpachi Shimura: Isn't it all the same? If you wanted to give examples, you should've given a broader age gap to nclude old women, adult women and young girls.
Gintoki Sakata: You dumbass! We're not talking about underwear, panties or wearing nothing! If we were talking about lingerie, we should talk only about young girls!
Kagura: Hey, only old men say "panties" these days.
Shinpachi Shimura: Eh? Are you serious?
Gintoki Sakata: You can't say "scantily clad" either.
Shinpachi Shimura: Nobody says that these days.
Gintoki Sakata: One thing you should never say is "thong". That word robs the girls from their shyness and deprives men from their joy.
Kagura: Well, I'm wearing a tie-up thong!
Gintoki Sakata: You liar! That's a lie!
Kagura: I'm not lying. I've been wearing the same garments for years now. But now they're so wasted, there's only the cord left.
Shinpachi Shimura: What kind of underwear is that?
Kagura: In a way, you may say it's "vintage panties".
Gintoki Sakata: They're not worth a cent, take 'em off. Regardless, our ancestors never paid no mind to underwear, nor did they wear it. In other words, one could do whatever they liked. Even the princesses were valiant like generals under their kimonos!
Shinpachi Shimura: That's actually not a bad contradiction.
Gintoki Sakata: Even when they seemed docile on the outside, they still were like a shogun on the inside. Or barbarians in...
[Tae punches him]