Gintama (TV Series)

Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One! (2006)

Satsuki Yukino: Otae

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Quotes 

• Tae Shimura : I don't want you to bother me with your "no underwear" theories. That darned thief stole my favorite battle panties, the pervert!

  Gintoki Sakata : Battle panties? You planned to fight somebody?

  Tae Shimura : Exactly. I may need my full strength to settle the score. Never judge a book by its cover.

  Gintoki Sakata : And what will that get you? Would it satisfy you to get revenge in a duel to the death just to recover something you lost? Is that acceptable, if only to recover your panties?

  Tae Shimura : [evil smile]  It's not just the panties. I'll catch him and make him bleed.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Sister!

  Gintoki Sakata : That's not something a civilized, panty-wearing girl would say. I'd say that's the kind of thing you'd expect from a naked hunter from centuries ago.

• Shinpachi Shimura : Couldn't you think of her brother, who's seen so much of his sister's underwear that he's grown desensitized to it? Kind of like a romantic scene that causes constipation when you watch a drama with your family.

  Kagura : And thus, a kid climbs the mountain towards maturity.

  Shinpachi Shimura : You! Stop jumping to conclusions!

  Sogo Okita : Seeing your sister's panties is no big deal. Hijikata-san once caught his dad wearing a bra.

  Gintoki Sakata : I see. The impact from that incident was what made him "cross the street".

  Toshiro Hijikata : No it wasn't!

  Tae Shimura : [furiously]  I'm staking my life for my panties! If you got enough time to talk, you got time to work too, lazy-asses!

• Shinpachi Shimura : Maybe he's not coming today? No, not just today. Maybe never...

  Gintoki Sakata : It's okay. He will come.

  Shinpachi Shimura : What basis do you have to affirm that?

  Kagura : There's some very precious panties out there just waiting to be snatched away! There's no way a panty thief would let this opportunity slide!

  Shinpachi Shimura : But that's just too obvious. The more you look into it, it still looks like a trap!

  Tae Shimura : Shin-chan, when a thief gets into scrapes to get what he wants, he can be even more daring.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Why are you giving the thief a personality? What if he's a coward?

• Sogo Okita : Does it matter who it is? We'll just catch someone nearby, pass him off and it's done.

  Toshiro Hijikata : If all of us tell the same story, no one will know it.

  Shinpachi Shimura : What do you mean, "someone nearby"? And "if we tell the same story"?

  Gintoki Sakata : Oi, oi, stop screaming. If the thief listens to you, all our effort will go down the drain.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Well, guess what, you may get lost, what with all this heat!

  Gintoki Sakata : [grabs Shinpachi violently]  What the hell did you say, jackass? You want me to help with your contact lenses?

  Tae Shimura : [intervenes]  Stop this, you two!

  Shinpachi Shimura : I'm supposed to be the guy wearing glasses in this anime!

  Sogo Okita : You think they need help?

  Toshiro Hijikata : I can guess how this fight will end. They'll just continue until someone can go no further.

  Kagura : My fist is getting furious, too! Someone better feed it blood!

• Isao Kondo : C'mon, stop it, stop it. We shouldn't be fighting. I'm sure everyone's stressed due to the heat. Let's take a rest then...

  Gintoki Sakata : Shut up, loser!

  Tae Shimura : Shut up, deadbeat!

  Kagura : Shut up, Hanarari-kun!

  Toshiro Hijikata : Shut up, Miso bun!

  Sogo Okita : Shut up, gorilla.

  Isao Kondo : I'm sure it's the heat! It's all because of the heat! Well, I'll go buy some refreshments. I'm sure that'll calm you down.

  [the fight goes on, but people start giving their orders] 

  Kagura : I want an azuki ice cream!

  Gintoki Sakata : To me, something like coffee ice cream!

  Tae Shimura : Bargain Dash for me!

  Sogo Okita : Some jungle flavor will do.

  Toshiro Hijikata : A dish of veal with a pound of mayonnaise over it!

  Shinpachi Shimura : Uh... tea!

  Isao Kondo : Okay, I'll go get your orders. Be nice!

• [Kondo steps on a mine and blows up] 

  Tae Shimura : Look, Kondo-san's been blown up.

  Kagura : Seems so.

  Toshiro Hijikata : I wonder if it was the heat.

  Gintoki Sakata : No way. He must've stepped on a landmine. What a dumbass, couldn't he remember where he buried them?

  [everyone starts laughing] 

  Shinpachi Shimura : Huh? Wait a second... Does anyone here remember where they are buried?

  Tae Shimura : That's a problem. The paperboy will be blown up tomorrow.

  Shinpachi Shimura : NOW you say that?

• Tae Shimura : [to the Bandit]  Don't you make light of women! Someone who is afraid to show his face has no right to possess my panties. If you really want them, you should knock on the front door and ask straight to me. And take it seriously, too.

• Tae Shimura : By ignoring your many flaws, your determination gets strenghtened to defeat an unknown evil. Oh, it brings me back.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Eh? Many flaws?

  Tae Shimura : Yeah. Even if you have to skewer your enemy completely.

  Toshiro Hijikata : Better yet, tear him to bits!

  Tae Shimura : Break him apart!

  Toshiro Hijikata : Dismember him and stomp him down!