Gintama (TV Series)

Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One! (2006)

Rie Kugimiya: Kagura

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Quotes 

• Gintoki Sakata : I heard that, a long time ago, people wore no underwear beneath their clothes. Craftswomen, girls walking around the street, little girls, even princesses...

  Shinpachi Shimura : Isn't it all the same? If you wanted to give examples, you should've given a broader age gap to nclude old women, adult women and young girls.

  Gintoki Sakata : You dumbass! We're not talking about underwear, panties or wearing nothing! If we were talking about lingerie, we should talk only about young girls!

  Kagura : Hey, only old men say "panties" these days.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Eh? Are you serious?

  Gintoki Sakata : You can't say "scantily clad" either.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Nobody says that these days.

  Gintoki Sakata : One thing you should never say is "thong". That word robs the girls from their shyness and deprives men from their joy.

  Kagura : Well, I'm wearing a tie-up thong!

  Gintoki Sakata : You liar! That's a lie!

  Kagura : I'm not lying. I've been wearing the same garments for years now. But now they're so wasted, there's only the cord left.

  Shinpachi Shimura : What kind of underwear is that?

  Kagura : In a way, you may say it's "vintage panties".

  Gintoki Sakata : They're not worth a cent, take 'em off. Regardless, our ancestors never paid no mind to underwear, nor did they wear it. In other words, one could do whatever they liked. Even the princesses were valiant like generals under their kimonos!

  Shinpachi Shimura : That's actually not a bad contradiction.

  Gintoki Sakata : Even when they seemed docile on the outside, they still were like a shogun on the inside. Or barbarians in...

  [Tae punches him] 

• Shinpachi Shimura : Couldn't you think of her brother, who's seen so much of his sister's underwear that he's grown desensitized to it? Kind of like a romantic scene that causes constipation when you watch a drama with your family.

  Kagura : And thus, a kid climbs the mountain towards maturity.

  Shinpachi Shimura : You! Stop jumping to conclusions!

  Sogo Okita : Seeing your sister's panties is no big deal. Hijikata-san once caught his dad wearing a bra.

  Gintoki Sakata : I see. The impact from that incident was what made him "cross the street".

  Toshiro Hijikata : No it wasn't!

  Tae Shimura : [furiously]  I'm staking my life for my panties! If you got enough time to talk, you got time to work too, lazy-asses!

• Shinpachi Shimura : Maybe he's not coming today? No, not just today. Maybe never...

  Gintoki Sakata : It's okay. He will come.

  Shinpachi Shimura : What basis do you have to affirm that?

  Kagura : There's some very precious panties out there just waiting to be snatched away! There's no way a panty thief would let this opportunity slide!

  Shinpachi Shimura : But that's just too obvious. The more you look into it, it still looks like a trap!

  Tae Shimura : Shin-chan, when a thief gets into scrapes to get what he wants, he can be even more daring.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Why are you giving the thief a personality? What if he's a coward?

• Sogo Okita : Does it matter who it is? We'll just catch someone nearby, pass him off and it's done.

  Toshiro Hijikata : If all of us tell the same story, no one will know it.

  Shinpachi Shimura : What do you mean, "someone nearby"? And "if we tell the same story"?

  Gintoki Sakata : Oi, oi, stop screaming. If the thief listens to you, all our effort will go down the drain.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Well, guess what, you may get lost, what with all this heat!

  Gintoki Sakata : [grabs Shinpachi violently]  What the hell did you say, jackass? You want me to help with your contact lenses?

  Tae Shimura : [intervenes]  Stop this, you two!

  Shinpachi Shimura : I'm supposed to be the guy wearing glasses in this anime!

  Sogo Okita : You think they need help?

  Toshiro Hijikata : I can guess how this fight will end. They'll just continue until someone can go no further.

  Kagura : My fist is getting furious, too! Someone better feed it blood!

• Isao Kondo : C'mon, stop it, stop it. We shouldn't be fighting. I'm sure everyone's stressed due to the heat. Let's take a rest then...

  Gintoki Sakata : Shut up, loser!

  Tae Shimura : Shut up, deadbeat!

  Kagura : Shut up, Hanarari-kun!

  Toshiro Hijikata : Shut up, Miso bun!

  Sogo Okita : Shut up, gorilla.

  Isao Kondo : I'm sure it's the heat! It's all because of the heat! Well, I'll go buy some refreshments. I'm sure that'll calm you down.

  [the fight goes on, but people start giving their orders] 

  Kagura : I want an azuki ice cream!

  Gintoki Sakata : To me, something like coffee ice cream!

  Tae Shimura : Bargain Dash for me!

  Sogo Okita : Some jungle flavor will do.

  Toshiro Hijikata : A dish of veal with a pound of mayonnaise over it!

  Shinpachi Shimura : Uh... tea!

  Isao Kondo : Okay, I'll go get your orders. Be nice!

• [Kondo steps on a mine and blows up] 

  Tae Shimura : Look, Kondo-san's been blown up.

  Kagura : Seems so.

  Toshiro Hijikata : I wonder if it was the heat.

  Gintoki Sakata : No way. He must've stepped on a landmine. What a dumbass, couldn't he remember where he buried them?

  [everyone starts laughing] 

  Shinpachi Shimura : Huh? Wait a second... Does anyone here remember where they are buried?

  Tae Shimura : That's a problem. The paperboy will be blown up tomorrow.

  Shinpachi Shimura : NOW you say that?

• Kagura : Panty thieves are every woman's enemy! I'm willing to lend you my strength for this cause, Boss Otae!