Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Music Hath Charms/Dress for Success (1988)

Michael Rye: Duke Igthorn, King Gregor

Quotes 

• Grammi Gummi : What's the matter, Igthorn? Did I use too much pepper root?

  Duke Igthorn : [in a raspy voice]  You messed up the recipe. You aren't under my spell.

  Grammi Gummi : Right on both counts!

  [laughs] 

• Grammi Gummi : [in a ghostly tone]  Oh, Duuuukiiiie!

  Duke Igthorn : Yes, Gummi, ma'am?

  Grammi Gummi : I have a little favor to ask!

• Duke Igthorn : If I hear that music, I'll become more of a mindless idiot than you.

• Duke Igthorn : The bagpipes' spell only works on intelligent creatures. That leaves you out.

• Duke Igthorn : Dimwits of Dunwyn, this is your master calling. Come to Papa!

• Duke Igthorn : It works, the music works.

  Toadwart : Not only that, but it got a good beat and it easy to dance to.

• Duke Igthorn : Step lightly, my mindless minions; we on our way to your new home... in Drekmore!

  [laughs] 

• Duke Igthorn : Oh, this is the life. Hundreds of hardworking numskulls, my own Gummi bears!

• Duke Igthorn : [Grammi steals his earmuffs just before Zook begins playing again]  No! Don't play, don -

  [gets hypnotized] 

  Gad : [stops]  Sorry. You say something?

• Duke Igthorn : [the decimide he flung out the window returns to the other one Toadwart tossed up in an explosion; in a rasped voice]  What, did you say that stuff was?

• Toadwart : Itchy monkey-suit makes Toadie feel foolish.

  Duke Igthorn : Quit griping, you simple-minded simian.

• Duke Igthorn : You have a plan, Your Braininess?

• Toadwart : [after being hit with a pot]  Industrious Toadie got to find another line of work.

  Duke Igthorn : [beats him with his hat]  Stop playing around. We're here on business.

  Toadwart : Yes, Your Painfulness.

• Duke Igthorn : Quiet or I'll squash you like a bug.

  Toadwart : Oh, goody. Someone else get squashed for a change.

• Duke Igthorn : Let's go, monkey-brains.

• Duke Igthorn : When I give you the cue, *you* play the final note.

  Toadwart : Gotcha. Eh... what *is* the cue?

  Toadwart : [dropping him]  You imbecile!

  Duke Igthorn : "You imbecile." Got it.

• Duke Igthorn : How dare you, don't you know royalty when you see it?

• King Gregor : [after Igthorn's plan backfires on him]  An amazing performance. I especially like the fireworks display.