South Park (TV Series)
The Return of Chef (2006)
Isaac Hayes: Chef
Quotes
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Chef : Hello there, children!
The Boys : Hey Chef.
Chef : How's it going?
Kyle : Good.
Chef : Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?
Eric Cartman : Excuse me?
Chef : Come on, children. You're my sexual fantasy. Let's all make sweet love.
Kyle : Chef? Are you okay?
Chef : I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.
Stan : Dude, what are you saying?
Chef : [singing] I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children.
Stan : [after a long pause] WHAT?
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Kyle : Chef, the police are asking questions about you.
Chef : Oh, really? Well, let's all go home and make love.
Stan : No, Chef! We don't want to make love to you.
Chef : Kenny, how'd you like to sodomize my black ass?
Kyle : Chef! Chef, you need to get out of here before you get arrested, all right?
Chef : I specializes in your asshole, Kyle.
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Chef : [singing] I'm gonna MAKE LOVE to the children.
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Eric Cartman : [Chef has impaled himself by falling, and has his face chewed off by a bear and a lion] Wait, maybe he's still alive, they say that just after you die...
Chef : [Farts and sprays diarrhea]
Eric Cartman : [pause] Alright, let's go.
