The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Date with Density (1996)

Maggie Roswell: Maude Flanders

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : [awakened by the phone ringing]  Howdily-diddely.

  Homer Simpson : [on the phone via the auto-dialer]  Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look...

  Ned Flanders : [hangs up]  Oh, it's that darn recording again.

  Maude Flanders : Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.

  Ned Flanders : [Ned turns out the light and the phone rings again]  Howdily-di.

  Homer Simpson : Greetings, friends.

  Ned Flanders : [hangs up]  Dang!

  Maude Flanders : I told you to unplug the phone.

  Ned Flanders : But it could be my mother!

  [the phone rings] 

  Ned Flanders : Howdy...

  Homer Simpson : Greetings, friends...

  Ned Flanders : [hangs up]  Shoot!

  Maude Flanders : That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.

  Homer Simpson : [out his window]  Will you two shut up? People are trying to sleep!